The Toilet Paper Holder The toilet paper holder is one of the great divine ones great gifts he has imparted to his children. But only the ones he likes most. Since the dawn of time humans have been blessed with the safety and convenience of the toilet paper holder(TPH). it has many uses traced all the way back to when god created man and then created dinosaurs because they looked really cool-in retrospect he thought that dinosaurs where a bad idea and passed down to earth his might and will incarnate-the Toilet Paper Holder. Armed with this new and mighty weapon the human race hunted the dinosaurs into extinction, thus establishing themselvs once more as the dominant race.