The First Universal Church of Knowledge is the Church of the Highly Improbable’s galactic arm, and it has come to our recent attention that many of you, despite being inducted into the Church against your knowledge and/or better judgement, have not paid your tithes. As the perceivable universes’s‘s one true religion, it is your sacred duty to uphold the three rules, to ameliorate your Good Times Quotient, and to pay your tithes. Remember: religion is not an exact science.