"Dammit" Janet Reno (born July 21, 1938) is a former Attorney General of the United States (1993–2001). Standing nearly eight feet tall, weighing in at 4 metric tons, with 43" biceps, he has been repeatedly described as "the epitome of all that is male". In the days after Bill Clinton, he retired to his summer home in the sun. He would later come out of retirement as a wrestler known as Kane and win the Inter- Gender Lesbo Cage Match Champion of the World. Twin sisterbrother of Bill Gates, and former star of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.