Lyrics: I saw a baby drive a truck I saw a junkie eat a tuba I saw a stripper kiss a duck Behind a dumpster in Aruba I saw this fat, psychotic guy His underwear was made of crickets He pawned his skeleton to buy Some old expired lotto tickets I saw a naked vagrant Giving mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to his cat I probably could have gone my whole life without seeing that With my own eyes I've seen things that'd drive a normal man insane Wish I could disconnect my brain From my own eyes I saw a mime get hacked to death With an imaginary cleaver I saw an old man's final breath I watched him die from Bieber Fever I saw these diabetic chicks In an abandoned 7-Eleven I watched them snorting pixie sticks While they were belching Stairway to Heaven I saw two drag queens trying to see how many c