C: Good evening and welcome to the Channel Nine News, your source for the Zurg, the Animated, G-Corp, and everything else Gaia. This is Cindy Donovinh reporting. >>Reporting? Uhm, reporting what? C: I'm here, live, with... I'm sorry, what did you say your name was? >>You're interviewing me? There isn't even a camera here! C: CUT! Can we talk, off the record? Off the record? What are you...? Nevermind. Sure. Let's talk 'off the record.' >> A story? Where am I suppose to find a story? N: HELLO GAIA! Hello, NewBea. This is (name), with Channel Nine News. I'd like to ask you a few questions.