Wobbles: Wobbles is a Wonkido who does drugs, likes to get high, and has wet himself more than once. Sparkles: Wobbles' girlfriend. She smokes weed and also does drugs. She cyberbullies people on her Facebook account. Stacks: A Wonkido who hopelessly tries to get a girlfriend. He takes steroids to look manly enough, but no girls like him... Apps: A nerdy Wonkido who annoys the shit out of everyone. He forces people to watch Wonkidos. Evan: An 8 year old kid who isn't potty-trained.