"My Girlfriend & Caligula" is the debut single released by British indie pop band The Seymours, written by Ian Picholl and Mat Gilbert. It was released on July 21, 2007 and peaked at a measly #291 on the UK charts, but managed to get the attention of Midnight/Mythic Records to whom they were swiftly signed. Since its release the song has not been included on an album or performed live, and has been disowned by the band, who claim it's nothing but a bad attempt at writing quirky lyrics. The sleeve artwork is a still from the 1979 movie Caligula with Malcolm McDowell.