(shortened version of the opening) NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so you don't have to. Hey, did you hear what's coming out this year? (Logos for Jurassic World, Fantastic Four (Reboot), Poltergeist (Remake), Cinderella (Live-Action Remake), Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens and Avengers: Age of Ultron are shown) NC (vo): Jurassic Park! Again. Fantastic Four! Again. Poltergeist! Again. Cinderella. Again. Star Wars. Again. And movie giants Iron Man, Hulk, Captain America and Thor all in the same movie! A-motherfucking-goddamn-gain!