yo mama so damn skinny, she is smaller then a Higgs Boson! In the midst of combat, you find yourself next to a recruit of the Illogicopedian army, Duncan Dunkel - the amazing stallion of a veteran. He finds you, and gestures for you to come towards him. He leads you to a slightly secluded cave, down a slant in the nearby mountains just north of your current position. However, you find that he, upon your reaching the darkness, smacks you down with his rifle. "Name yourself, vandal knave!" he says. Briefly explaining yourself to him in an angry flurry, he suddenly realizes his mistake. "Ah, a new Illogicopedian. You aren't fit for combat. Allow me to escort us out of here. The cave leads outside of the battlefield, but we'll have to cross through the Grandelle Tacoe, a Wikipedianese territor