Even as Ghetsis' chosen successor, Colress does very little with the multi-million dollar organization that was handed to him on a golden plate. He only browses tumblr and fanfiction sites all day while Aldith picks up his work. All of his machines are borrowed from The Eds since he has no time to invent anything himself. He is always awake at 4 AM to work on his hair. After that he would go to the Krusty Krab for Krabby Patties that are jack full of shit.