Wadsworth was driving in a car down a deserted desert road. "This is odd," he said to himself, "I don't have a driver's license. I shouldn't be driving." He looked in the seat next to him to see if his mother or father was in the car with him. Neither of them were. "I'm driving a car!!" he announced. "Perhaps my parents are in here, I just can't see them!" He then saw a traffic sign that said, "If you are reading this sign, you are driving too slowly. Look around you! It's an empty desert road! There are no policemen! Speed up, dammit!" Sure enough, time began slowing down.