Justin Wallace Timberlake III (July 11, 1897 – June 26, 2003) was one of the nation's most notorious attorneys. Not to be confused with the former *NSYNC singer, Timberlake served in some of the most famous cases in U.S. history, including but not limited to Brown v. Board of Education, Roe v. Wade, Kramer v. Kramer, Kramer vs. Predator, People v. Kramer, People v. Larry Flint, Kramer v. Godzilla, Godzilla v. Rodan, Freddy v. Jason, The OJ Simpson Trial, The Homer Simpson Trial, the Jessica Simpson Trial, and the Ashlee Simpson Trial. A right-wing Republican all his life, Timberlake was known to be a conceited, racist pig, who would go up to the roof of his house and fire two blasts from a cannon whenever his client won a case.