Martin Luther King plagiarised Mario's dream. Ghandi had to go hunger strike because Mario ate all his food after he'd marinated it for three hours. Mario led Napolean's armies across Russia. The SAS once applied to join Mario, but Mario turned them down because they werent 'ard enough. Mario provided the voice over on the forth ‘pip’ for the Greenwich Time Signal broadcast on the hour by the World Service based upon the voice of legendary Hollywood actor Jack Palance. Neil Armstrong's first words on landing on the Moon actually were "One small step for Man but a walk in the park for Mario".