The First Lunar-American War was a conflict between the United States of America and the Moon that began in June, 2009 and ended in April, 2010. This conflict was started over accusations by President Barack Obama that the Moon had been stockpiling nuclear weapons. The CIA had gathered numerous intelligence reports that these weapons were being stockpiled on the southern half of the Moon. Confusion and mutual distrust grew as the Moon remained silent throughout these accusations. Many attempts to reconcile the situation through diplomacy ultimately failed as the Moon declined to release any statement involving the issue. After an initial attack by the United States in mid-2009, the war remained relatively low key. As the budget for the war began to grow, however, due to misappropriation of