James Rolfe: It's Cinemassacre's "Monster Madness". Ever heard of this bar, 'The Titty Twister'? Well, don't go there, it's all vampires. Seth Gecko: I don't wanna hear anything about "I don't believe in vampires", because I don't fucking believe in vampires, but I believe in my own two eyes, and what I saw, is fucking vampires. Scott Fuller: All you gotta do is put two sticks together and you got a cross. Sex Machine: Yeah, he's right. Peter Cushing does that all the time.