Merlin and Arthur on the Way to Glastonbury from Deptford High Street (Not Forgetting Whatserface) is a 1993 BBC Radio play written by Nigel Baldwin and directed by Richard Wortley. The humorous tale features an enviromentalist vegetarian Merlin summoning a new King Arthur through time to pull the Sword from the Stone and save the world. He accidently summons Tony Daley, a knife salesmen from the 20th century, and his sister Faynie Morgan (implicitly Morgan Le Fay) and hack, drug-addled journalist Geoff Monmouth (a play on Geoffrey of Monmouth). Tony is more interested in "birds, booze, and football" than in being a king, and Faynie seeks to actively insert herself into the story as the bearer of the king's child. Regardless the misogynistic Merlin seeks to crown Tony the new king and save