The Super Smash Bros. Magazines started business at West Nintendo School when some guy who's best friends was a hot chick, was just writing some book, being stupid. Some tough kids came up and stole, read it,beat him up, and then showed it to everyone. Everybody started staring at the guy who had a best friends a hot chick, so he decided to call Nintendo and make his magazine famous, to show everyone at the school. However when he showed it to them, they just stared and said weyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye. So he was amazed. Eventually, Nintendo got tired and annoyed by his amazing ness so they just decided to make the magazine. The writer then got all addicted to writing these magazines, and constantly writes them now, even though nobody reads them.