"New Smoon"... I'm sorry, "New Moon" is the sequel to the the romance novel named Twilight written by the mother of an arbitrary number of children named Stephenie Meyer. It continues the romance between too-hot-for-his-own-good vampire Edward and vulnerable-girl-who-just-can't-help-herself Bella. Ironically, Edward dumps her early on in this book, thus finishing off the story once and for all. Or so we were tricked into thinking.