Every Batman needs his Robin, and Alan Colmes, known to his colleagues as "la chucha", plays that part on Fox News's Hannity and Colmes. Argumentatively speaking, Colmes provides the liberal Japanese village to Sean Hannity's conservative Godzilla — for precisely 10.4 seconds, the speaking time alotted in Colmes' contract. See, liberals? Fox is Fair and BalancedTM! After the show, a stooped and bleeding Colmes cleans up the green room and buys rounds at the bar for Hannity's crew.