THIS TRANSCRIPT CONTAINS SUPER FOUL LANGUAGE AND ABSURD CONTENT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DO NOT READ THIS! (The title screen and opening credits appear in a black and white tone while Judy Garland's famous rendition of "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" plays.) (The film fades to color as we see Dorothy standing in front of the farm with her dog, Toto, while holding a pickle.) Dorothy: You know, Toto, life is boring. Toto: Woof! Dorothy: I wish there was something else to do. (Suddenly, Dorothy's uncle Crunch, who has a realistic human mouth, jumps into the scene.) Dorothy: Oh, I'm sorry, Uncle Crunch.