It's over a thousand pages long. One thousand! That's one thousand pages of parchment that can't be used for my new book, O'Reilly for Persons Uncapable of Reading. Granted, I haven't personally read it, but my expert research team tells me that they were told by anonymous contacts in Congress that it is most definitely and deplorably one thousand pages long! A proposed bill that is incapable of being written in ten words or less is no proposed bill at all! Joining me now is Republican Speaker of the House, Schuyler Colfax. Mister Colfax, welcome to the show... O'Reilly: "Obama". Thurwood: ...