Andrew Puzder attended Kent State but dropped out in 1970 after the Ohio national guard declared it student season on the Kent State game preserve. For the next three years he went to concerts before working at a guitar shop and earning a degree in history, where he became envious of all the modern legal restrictions preventing him from amassing a fortune the way America used to. After graduating from McDonaldland with a degree in law in 78 he became a corporate lawyer. Realizing the bigger money was in pro life baby factories he became Missouri's star anti abortion attorney. His time as the head of the Task Force for Mothers and Unborn Children was cut short in 89 when a journalist wise guy from The Riverfront Times asked the old vaudevillian stumper of a question as to whether he still b