When it comes to the awesomeness of killing someone, two options are bestowed upon you. Either A. Kill someone with a tommy gun or B. Kill someone by other, more elaborate means. Sure its cool to kill someone by slipping some napalm gas into their respirator, but why not take the high road and blow his/her balls out the back of his/her head with a semi-automatic certified killing machine. The only thing more awesome than killing someone with a tommy gun is killing someone with a tommy gun that you super-glued to your steak snake.