Grzrzrzrzrzegorz Rasiak is a famous soccer player from Poland, the son of Geppetto and an old oak, brother of Pinnochio. Rasiak is made of cheap woods found in various twigs in Poland. People say that somewhere deep in archives there is an original movie where you can see him running, but it has never been confirmed. He's well known for bringing some fresh air to football because of his passing to non-existing team members. In 2004 he won the "Flat Foot" and "Fringe of The Year" awards which were given by "PIPA Football". Tottenham, a soccer club in England, bought him for a bag of potatoes and a carton of cigarettes just to show to younger players how NOT to play soccer. While playing for Tottenham, the popular opinion was that even if Mido returned from injury with one leg and both eyes