The ISL strictly enforces numerous rules, that if broken, lead to an automatic disqualification. The rules are listed below: * No using of the hands for entire duration of the game. * Absolutely no lubrication can be used. * Moaning during sucking is not permitted. * On the third Friday of every month, if the weather is cooperative, during the competition, while sucking, a participant may agitate a bowl of scorpions with their feet if they so wish. The participant is immediately disqualified upon being stung and/or raped by the scorpions, or if they begin to sing anything performed by Barry Manilow, stinky larry or fagget faggot slick drick of spoon punch dragon land serpent king of the small white/blue pirannahs cocks.