Nazi eating is the act of consuming members of the National Socialist German Workers' Party for sustenance, pleasure or, occasionally, recreation. While Nazi eating is technically cannibalism, it is legal in 234 countries worldwide and considered ethical in most cultures, including The United States, Great Britain and Guam. This is unless of course the person eating the Nazi is not a person at all but, in fact, an animal, in which case legality does not apply because an animal eating a Nazi is not considered cannibalism. Animals also show a distinct inability to understand and follow human laws, so they've been given a break on the matter. However, if the animal in question is a pit bull terrier, it is to be executed immediately and without question.