{Bob is looking towards the audience. Several envelopes are in front of Bob.} Bob: Hello, I'm Bob Bobson - designer of the U.S. X-Box controller. I've recieved a lot of angry letters, and I'm taking a moment to set the record straight. Panel 2 Bob: {angrily} Some people want the U.S. controller replaced with the new Japanese one, which they say "fits the human hand." They want to burn down the building that contains my controllers, and they want to pee on the smoldering ruins. Panel 3 {Bob raises his gigantic hands up slightly.} Bob: I mean, honestly. What's the big deal?