|- !align="center" colspan=5 |Congress/House/Maryland Districts |- !width=50| District !width=175| Representative !width=75| Party !width=120| Date Nailed onThe Colbert Report !width=90| Winner? |- || 1 || Wayne Gilcrest || Republican || (coward) || Stephen Colbert |- || 2 || Dutch Ruppersberger || Democrat || (coward) || Stephen Colbert |- || 3 || John Sarbanes || Democrat || (coward) || Stephen Colbert |- || 4 || Donna Edwards || Democrat || (coward) || Stephen Colbert |- || 5 || Steny Hoyer || Democrat || (coward) || Stephen Colbert |- || 6 || Roscoe Bartlett || Republican || (coward) || Stephen Colbert |- || 7 || Elijah Cummings || Democrat || (coward) || Stephen Colbert |- || 8 || Chris Van Hollen || Democrat || (coward) || Stephen Colbert |- |}