The Nerd: It's winter, it's fucking cold, we're playing some Winter Games. (he holds up the box of the game, and he sighs) Oh boy. (he puts the box down) But anyway, let me get the greeting out of the way: Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy... everybody. Happy Holidays. And if you have a problem with Happy Holidays, then Happy Shut The Fuck Up. (he holds up the box) But there ain't nothing happy about this shit. The Nerd: The first event is called Hot Dog Aerials. I wonder what that could be. The Nerd: Oh, Ski Jump. Okay. Why is called Hot Dog Aerials? The Nerd: Next, let's try the Bobsled.