In a time where man didn’t exist at all, the kingdom of the Crouch-On-A-Platform-And-You-Fall-In-The-Void Land was ruled by two goddesses living in a lesbian relationship: Palutena the Goddess of interior decoration, oral medication and brainwashing (played by Martha Stewart); and Medusa the Goddess of beer, scotch tape and the secret lover of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. While Palutena was busy trying to sell overpriced stuff to the almost penniless inhabitants of the land, Medusa tried to cheer them up by filling up the cities with strippers of both sexes and beer fountain. Enraged, Palutena transformed Medusa into a hideous monster (Paris Hilton) and banished her to an ex-gay reverse therapy in (the then unnamed) Wyoming.