I'm sure that right now you are saying to yourself, "What can you possibly tell me about using a public restroom that I haven't already figured out on my own?" Two Things. First, how 'bout throttling back on the attitude a little bit. Nobody likes a wise ass. Comments like that are why the mafia kills people. Secondly, there is much more to a public poo than just popping a squat over the nearest hole in the ground that may or may not be connected to a septic system. In fact, knowing how to properly use a public restroom...(dramatic pause for effect)... can save your life!