Production of Fedor was started during World War II by the Crazy Russians in a remote, underground laboratory just outside of Moscow. Their plan was to create an army of "Fedors" in anticipation of the upcoming Cold War with the United States. Using DNA extracted from Fedor's predecessor, Ivan, the Crazy Russians worked endlessly to create the ultimate, emotionless, killing machine that would make the A-Bomb seem like a piñata filled with teddy bears. Scientists worked on the formula for over 30 years before finally performing a test run. On Christmas Day of 1975, the Crazy Russian Mafia quietly kidnapped and impregnated Jane Fonda with the Fedor test sperm. Nine months later on September 28, 1976, Fedor Drago was born in a small Ethiopian village. Jane Fonda was immediately executed and F