As everyone knows, Scottish Christmas traditions are blasphemous mockeries of the pure and holy birth of our One True Lord and Savior Jesus Christ Amen. And whereas Scottish children only have a punch in the mouth to look forward to for breakfast, and maybe a sporran sandwich for lunch if they are lucky, the one great tradition of this nation of unwashed heathens is the Haggis dinner. Let's make one why not! To make a traditional haggis with gravy (4 servings), you will need the following ingredients: