NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. As most of you know, when you become a critic, you drink this magic juice that immediately makes you smarter than everyone else. NC (vo): Once this liquid is consumed, you suddenly become a member of the Critic League, meaning your opinion matters 90% more than that of the common riffraff. Your senses are heightened, your brain becomes bigger, and you miraculously know what's best for anyone in the world. NC: This is the promise of the Tree of Life. Leia (vo): (singing) We celebrate a day of peace... NC (vo): The Mask...