Part of the Fanasdox franchise, this is the over-the-top story of a Jerkass Basement Dweller having A Date with Rosie Palms to his Twincest-engaging neighbors, only to be caught by his sister, be threatened to be ratted out on his parents and having a lousy life in general. No, that's not the half of it. His father eventually buys the twins for his son's 18th birthday as a result of a law that allows young women to be auctioned in case a family cannot pay its debts. When it was posted on /b/, many believed it the greatest creation since... sex, probably.