Sir Thimas Malory (1405-1471/1472) was an English writer from the ghetto of Warwickshire. Life wasn't easy for young Malory, the temptations of gang lifestyle drew him in and he became a criminal. His lengthy rap sheet included breaking and entering, rape, stealing sheep, masturbating in public, calling the Duke of Buckingam a twat, hitting a child in the face, rape again and the most henious crime of all: he became a politician. Malory managed to escape from jail three times, once by killing everyone else in the prison with a chainsaw. Despite being a mentalist, Malory came in favour of Kings and they kept giving him bail and pardoning him. This only fuelled his criminal activities further and Malory became obsessed with living outside the law. Spending so much time in prison allowed him