The Sexual Congress is one of the three main branches of the American model of Democratic Government. It is a bicameral legislative body, so named because of the large numbers of bisexuals roaming the hallways carrying handicams. It consists of a Sinate and a House of Reprobates, each consuming as many as 140 million cashew nuts per year. Currently, there are 100 Sinners, a nice pair for each state, and 435 Reprobates, one for each sexual district in the United States. Each member is elected, having won the right to screw each other while they screw their constituents in Washington DC. The climax of the Sexual Congress is the annual appearance of the President, whose role is typically to reassure the Sexual Congress that what they are doing to the nation "feels good" — really, really goooo