Admins are the stinking scum bags who deleted my hysterical page, just because they were jealous! Admins is a state of mind; also a contraction of another word, Administrators. Admins are the police in a crime-riddled Uncyclopedia; the only sane minds in a world gone mad. They're the shotgun blast to the zombie skull of comical pages in which they do not understand. They're just like the rest of us. But better... at least they think so. The have a modicum of power. Like mall cops. Except mall cops aren't douches. In short, they're exactly like mall cops.