Stop Squirming and Hold Still is Uncyclopedia's award winning news investigative newsmagazine, broadcast around the globe since 1952. The program was created by UnNews' Brain Trust Department which set it apart using a unique set of reporter-centered investigation that has earned it a reputation for always being tough, but not hung up on being fair. The show is different than Uncyclopedia's Sunday morning news show, Beat the Press in which people with hair-trigger tempers get a chance at knocking some of the UnNews contributors around for either not being funny enough, or missing the point entirely.