After Ashley tells Marlon that Gabby is all the family he needs now, Marlon rushes straight to the hospital to see baby Noah, having resolved to raise the child as his own. As Marlon and Charity look at Noah ahead of the poor little chap’s operation, who should arrive but Cain. Undaunted by Cain’s threats, Marlon tells Charity that he would like to adopt Noah if he makes it through the operation. With two of Noah’s potential fathers present, Zak arrives with the paternity test results. With all the Dingles present they are in for a huge shock when Chris Tate is revealed as Noah’s father. After a drunken night boasting about their illustrious ancestors, Edna and Pearl eagerly rush round to see Jarvis the following morning to urge him to make haste with his historical research on t’interweb.