Babies are by far the most obnoxious, smelly, noisy, unquestionably evil creatures ever created by our lord and master God - seriously. When not projecting their stomach contents at you like the demon from the Exorcist or screaming with a pitch that could shatter glass they content themselves with producing diapers that contain what often equates to a bio-terrorism lab. Yet try as we may our efforts are in vain as the baby always prevails in the end - in short babies are evil in it's purest form.