My Privy Councillors and Members of the Board of Governors. My fellow students. As you know, it's been a long year for all of us. It's been a long road, and it'll be an even longer road ahead. But you know what's come of it. From the day we fought our way to freedom in one swift duct-taping, to today, where we stand here, with our 4.0s and our Ivy league acceptance letters, we have seen it all. Stoner High School. Free at last. [takes a long swig of the cocktail sitting on the podium] Now, are you ready to PARTY... ALL... NIGHT... LONG?! [drumroll]