A belly ache is something someone have when they have overindulged in truthiness. They didn't eat the proper servings. After a while the excess truthiness calories begins to put on the pounds in the "gut" and it starts to ache. People who are experiencing belly aches are: 1. * Tom Delay 2. * Scooter Libby 3. * Jack Abramoff 4. * Jeff Skilling 5. * Duke Cunningham 6. * Mark Foley 7. * Dennis Hastert 8. * Bob Ney There is no known cure for a belly ache. Doctors are trying to work on a cure but they are experiencing the symptoms themselves. (Dr. Bill Frist)