The creator and former benevolent ruler of the peaceful kingdom of GameFAQs. He was overthrown by his once-trusted vizier, Sailor Bacon, who went on to set himself up as the tyrannical overlord known as SBAllen, plunging the land into chaos and despair. He thinks the Quote Contest is awesome and gets many a laugh from it. Following the coup, no body was ever found, leaving a small group of faithful to believe that he will one day return, throw down the pretender, and reclaim his rightful position.