Alvin: Certified, qualified winner Not like the other guy, chicken fried dinner I've got good taste, and I waste no time I make things safe and erase all crime I'm here for the people all across this land Here for every woman, every child, every man I think it's evident President's my calling I will represent, and we'll all be balling (balling, balling) Alvin & Simon: Limousines and body guards Chipmunk in charge Chipmunk in charge Chipmunk in charge