n00b Dm0n - the overlord of the noobs , a race of creatures who sucks ass at the topic at hand and acts like a complete douchebag because of it. He is the creator of the noobs. The n00b Dm0n is the greatest of the n00bs and almost everything he says can't be understood. Witness's have stated that hearing him speak is like being "ass raped by the devil's dick."