Please take note that this article is BAD. You can help it out by leaving it that way. The Lunch Lady's Society, or LLS is an evil, largely unrecognized secret society disguised as a worker's union. When their motives are questioned in court, and they commonly are, they claim to be happy-go-lucky Marxist squirrel-lovers. According to the 32nd amendment to the US constitution score, this claim is perfectly legal and unfalsifiable. Thus, the LLS continues, year after year, to get away with their evil and quite unsuccessful deeds. Many people who know of the LLS question the point of trying to abolish the society as sedition, since the members of the LLS are all old, disgruntled and unmotivated in general. The social leader and the original founder of the Lunch Lady's Society is Mavis, a very