Darkness, then Universal Studios logo. Fade to scene of pyramid with the sun behind it (sun fades into giant eye). Giant Voice: BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU!! Just kiddin'. Sorry, I just had to do that. Giant Eye fades back to sun. Camera pans down over giant Sphinx statue with an extremely goofy expression on its face. Pans over several views of ancient Egyptian city of Thebes. Narrator: Thebes. City of the Living. Crown Jewel of Pharaoh Phil II, otherwise known as Phil the Pharaoh. Priests all bow as she walks by. Priests: Hail, Princess Shapely Buttocks! Hail, Princess Shapely... Imhotep: B****.