No, really it does. Just the other day, you know, I saw this guy, he was... like a guy, and he was on his computer, and then suddenly he exploded and there was like guts everywhere, brakazoom, splat, my glasses were wet with blood, it was funny, but banana. And I saw it, he was reading this very article. Not this one, the other one. And he died, died I say. So don't read this article. Unless, of course, you've already read it, in that case, have a nice time not dying....no wait, that's wrong. Don't ask why.