Teddy Weddy is a large, violent bear (with a pink bow), introduced when the characters want to hire "a cute talking animal" for the strip. Torg interviews the bear, and three times in a row Teddy Weddy snarls and asks "Do I get the @%$#*ing job or what?" Torg hires Teddy Weddy, and Riff tells the bear to get rid of the old guy, referring to Bun-bun. Before the two fight, the representative from PETA returns, this time defending Teddy Weddy. Teddy Weddy eats the representative. Bun-bun emerges victorious by partially skinning the bear to make a small rug.